英文經典搞笑名句！~
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
  　　钞票不是萬能的,有时还需要信用卡.
  　　
  　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  　　每个人都应該热愛动物,因为它们很好吃.
  　　
  　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  　　要节約用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
  　　
  　　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
  　　要用心去愛你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
  　　
  　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
  unsuccessful man
  　　, there are two.
  　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
  　　
  　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
  life.
  　　再快樂的单身汉迟早也会結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
  　　
  　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  　　聪明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很难再聪明起來.
  　　
  　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  　　成功是一个相关名词,他会給你帶來很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
  　　
  　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

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